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  2. askgeorgebush:

    petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

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  5. waterfalllov:

    starangeandunusual:

    Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

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    -Aly

    (via porcupine-custardbuns)

     
  6. screamameme:

    I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

    (via steins-proxy)

     
  7. nixieseal:

    positivelycurious:

    SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

    SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

    (Source: best-of-memes, via steins-proxy)

     
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  9. the-uncalm-nipples:

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    nateriot:

    Obama on gay adoption 

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    yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

    Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

    (Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via joyinyourmayaya)

     
  10. ragafox:

    you’ve got a lil’ somethin’ right there

    (via practicalarmor)

     
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  12. "'I will love you forever' swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. 'I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday' - Is that still as easy?."
    — W.H. Auden (via observando)

    (via thecatandthesunshine)

     
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  14. svartalfhild:

    You know, when I was a kid, I remember being really stirred by the fact that Hermione Granger did actually end up having a date to the Yule Ball and that it was Viktor Krum.  There was something really powerful about a hyperlogical, bookish girl, who was believed to be incapable of getting a date on her own, landing a famous guy who respects and cherishes her just by being herself.

    (via fakeface-smiles)

     
  15. coelasquid:

    sixpenceee:

    I made the picture set but got the information and pictures from here

    The fact that the earliest socks we’ve ever found were invented to be worn with sandals is delightful.

    (via occamsbarber)