1. flurle:

    ejacutastic:

    i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

    (via pizza)

     
  2. bodyghost:

    jazzaroune:

    And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

    I wish I knew more white dads

    (via doe-prince)

     
     

  3. barnacleboyofficial:

    maljoylove:

    indiscoverable:

    stardustkr7:

    justplainsomething:

    morice:

    songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

    image

    I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

    The-song-that-must-not-be-named

    We don’t talk about it

    image

    ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

    (Source: moraniarty, via pizza)

     

  4. fangpants:

    Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

    (via porcupine-custardbuns)

     

  5. Me n the bae

    toasttime420:

    bae: come over

    me: i cant i dead

    bae: im horn-

    me:

     image

    (Source: toasttime420, via onlyxspinning)

     
  6. fecloras:

    Classic Mary

    (Source: awkwardrabbit, via pizza)

     

  7. obscyr:

    im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

    (Source: tootwizard, via pizza)

     
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  10. do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

    (Source: ectogasmic, via pizza)

     
  11. faemuses:

    throh:

    this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

    assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

    this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

    homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

    (Source: throh-moved, via pizza)

     
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  15. cramp:

    someone really needs to find that plane already

    (via pizza)