1. openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

    no really, it’s in construction

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    it’s coming along nicely

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    they put up the flags

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    Updates:

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    (via porcupine-custardbuns)

     
  2. magic-fantasy-life:

    scorpio-tales:

    electricrain:

    columnnotes:

    sktagg23:

    I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

    I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

    And the award winning one:

    THIS. THIS. THIS/

    OMG THIS

    (via doe-prince)

     
  3. (Source: nikkilipstick, via doe-prince)

     

  4. beastboy:

    chameleons have such cute hands

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    look they’re like little mittens

    (via doe-prince)

     

  5. panerasexual:

    men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

    (via doe-prince)

     
  6. doe-prince:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

    Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

    asloth

     

  7. eyebrowgod:

    *looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

    (via doe-prince)

     

  8. koodles said: Honest Question Here: When did it become your right to have someone else pay for your birth control?

    indigokyra:

    oh-snap-pro-choice:

    pocsaywhat:

    fuck-yeah-feminist:

    Honest question back-atcha: When did it become your right to have someone else pay for your Viagra and penis pumps?

    Insurance coverage is not the same as someone else paying for your medications. When women pay for medical insurance, they expect to have the medications they need covered by it. Simple as that.

    So fucking stupid as usual penis pumps are not covered by any insurance company and Viagra is used for men who have a medical condition requiring it for sex

    And birth control is required for millions of people as a method of controlling PCOS, cysts, endometriosis and ovarian cancer but I don’t see you saying anything about that.
    But dear God why wouldn’t we want to help te menz with their sex? Fuck helping people actually make it through the month without having to take days off for incredibly painful cramps that leave them debilitated.

    -Ash

    Also yes penis pumps are covered. Did you even try researching, pocsaywhat ? Or are you going with the tried and true “My brain says it therefore it’s fact” method.

     
  9. I had asked Jolie a few days ago if I could fly with her, and she told me she had never taken a passenger up before but would think about it. When I arrived at the photo shoot, I told her that I mentioned to my mother that I might fly with her and that my mother did not like the idea one bit. Jolie laughed it off. Now, as I am watching her kick off her stilettos (she pilots barefoot) and step up onto the wing of her little white plane, she stops for a second and stares at me standing off to the side. There is a glint in her eye. A big smile spreads across her face. “Let’s go scare your mother,” she says.

    Only as I am jammed in the back next to Leibovitz, bumping along the dinky little runway, does the reality of what I’m doing sink in. I imagine the headline: ANGELINA JOLIE AND ANNIE LEIBOVITZ DIE IN PLANE CRASH NEAR LAS VEGAS. I try to remember who went down with Patsy Cline, but I can’t. I am about to become a trivia question. I tell myself this will be a suitably fabulous way to die, and just like that we are in the air, floating above the desert, and my nerves are gone. “I’ll do some tight turns,” says Jolie. “Maddox likes it when there are g-forces.” [x]

    (Source: 365daysofjolie, via doe-prince)

     

    1. Baby: M-m
    2. Mom: Mama?
    3. Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
     
  10. curiosamathematica:

    The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

    It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

    (via hellarandyandy)

     
  11. thatthinginyourshoe:

    lil-bit-ghei:

    lil-bit-ghei:

    "What were you wearing?"

    I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

    I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

    So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
    We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

    He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

    Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

    you fucking go girl

    (via steins-proxy)

     
  12. snazziest:

    awwww-cute:

    She looked perfectly into the camera

    she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

    (via themiminator)

     

  13. mrfalling12345:

    regalrebellion:

    apeturemurder:

    thepivotsxxd:

    I wasn’t ready for that.

    I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

    So much yes

    (via steins-proxy)

     
  14. sageofmagic:

    memegrandpa:

    helbows:

    Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

    How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

    13 out of 36…

    28 out of 36

    (via hellarandyandy)